Archive for September, 2009

A.A.F.A.D.: What does it all mean?

Posted in News from the SK Citadel on September 28, 2009 by Tonk

Well, we’re not telling..he he he…but tune to the SUBURBAN KNIGHTS website on Oct 22nd to find out!

Yes. We are bastards.



Google: Are they UFO Insiders?

Posted in News from the SK Citadel on September 21, 2009 by Tonk

What the Hell is going on over at Google HQ? Over the last few weeks their home screen banners have had cryptic UFO themes prompting the question: “What the fuck?”

Why the UFO theme and why now? Is Google trying to tell us something? Are they prepping us for full disclosure or impending Alien Invasion?

These eerie banners have all been linked to Google searches on UFO related topics such as Crop Circles. Click the banner and BOOM! up comes a Google search on all things UFO and paranormal. Sweet.

Is this kinda subliminal weirdness someway of getting us all to suddenly start looking deeper into the UFO subject? I want answers, dammit! And I want ’em now! Seriously…I’m really bored at the moment and need something interesting to read…

Anyway, if anyone knows anything about this, or if you happen to be on the [ahem!] ‘inside’ then please let me know. This shit is driving me nuts.


UPDATE: Damn. Seems the weird banners were all a homage to H.G. Wells and his 143rd birthday…yeah ok, great writer, seminal visionary, yeah yeah. I dig that. But I was wanting something darker, man! I was hoping that some banner artist at Google was trying to to let us all know that the World’s largest search engine is actually being run by Alien Overlords from Zeta Reticuli. Or that Google reverse engineered a UFO toilet in order to invent Google! Damn. Why is reality so mundane?

Post #100

Posted in The KNIGHTS on September 18, 2009 by Tonk

Yes! It only took about 2 and a half years of running this puerile blog, but we finally got the post count into triple figures. Of course, it means nothing. But it makes us feel better when we log into the blog dashboard.

This blog was originally set up to bring you all the news on the development of the SUBURBAN KNIGHTS production. But to be honest, that news is pretty much few and far between owing to the often drawn-out nature of self-funded filmmaking. So as a result, this blog has become more of a forum for us to rant about crap loosely related to Suburban Knights, Star Wars and just about anything that we think deserves to have something said about it.

We’ve said it before, but its worth stating again: making films is hard. Especially films that you’re paying for yourself. Everyone who has contributed towards the making of SUBURBAN KNIGHTS has done so either out of their own generosity or the fact that we nagged them to the point of near insanity. I’d just like to once again thank all those who’ve helped us make this rather self-indulgent, and lets face it, idiotic, little fan-film project happen. It’s near-impossible to make films on your own. You’re always going to need help. And we are very fortunate that help has always been available. Albeit on the promise of a free lunch and several slabs of beer!

So now SUBURBAN KNIGHTS Episode 2: DEATH CRUSH is complete and mere weeks away from debut. We can’t wait to unleash its raw artistic power on the poor, unsuspecting internet.

We hope you enjoy it. Sure, it’s stupid, pointless and says fuck all about the state of the World, Global Warming, Animal Cruelty or anything remotely relevant. But that’s the way we want it. For us, films are about escapism and having fun. And hopefully, if nothing else, that’s what you get from watching Suburban Knights. We know it’s not perfect, but then again, what is? ( maybe ‘The Empire Strikes Back’ ).

So be sure to check back here on October 22nd. That’s when SK2 will be online at the SUBURBAN KNIGHTS website. In the meantime, here’s a rare image of our elusive Producer wishing the SK Community all the best. He’s allowed out on weekends for good behaviour..


DISCLOSURE: It’s a comin’!

Posted in News from the SK Citadel on September 17, 2009 by Tonk

I love this shit. UFOs. A fascinating subject.

Here’s a must watch vid from Dr Steven Greer, head of the privately run DISCLOSURE project.

Open your minds people! Dr. Steven Greer The Promise of New Energy Video

More Indiana Jones 5 news…

Posted in Death Sentences on September 15, 2009 by Tonk

Ok, so I wrote a brief entry back in June about how I really dig KOTCS and how I’m getting sick of nerds trashing anything Lucas does. Sometimes King George must wonder why he even bothers getting outta bed in the morning.

So anyway, I caught this quote today from Harrison Ford on the Ain’t It Cool News website:

“The story for the new Indiana Jones is in the process of taking form. Steven Spielberg, George Lucas and myself are agreed on what the fifth adventure will concern, and George is actively at work. If the script is good, I’ll be very happy to put the costume on again.”

I got two words to say on this: “FUCK YEAH!”.

I don’t shy away from the fact that KOTCS had its problems. But overall I find it a thoroughly enjoyable piece of escapism and old school fun. Let’s hope Spielberg, George and Ford build on the lessons learnt from KOTCS and deliver another kick arse Indy film in the not too distant future.

And maybe you so-called ‘fans’ can just quit being so freakin’ cynical and remember why you enjoy the Indy films in the first place.